mischief never managed

hallo im caitlin but i'd really rather you call me padfoot or something. i love harry potter, stop motion animation, neat pictures, writing, reading, bad weather, a whole plethora of other things, and above everything else stargazing. [by which i mean sirius black doing unspeakable things with remus lupin.]

so one time i guess my mom was super trashed and she got home and she was really hot so she took off her clothes and put on this brown towel and she went and sat down and then she looked down at the towel and asked my dad why he’d let her buy such an ugly brown dress and he told her it was a towel and she wouldn’t believe him.

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