"There’s no place like home, dearie…"
yes, i’m in love with this man.
what if instead of wearing a bra there were little strings next your boobs where you could just pull on the strings and your boobs lifted up and you were born with them, and like at the end of the day you’d still feel the relief when you undid the string.
whats a drinking game i can play by myself
Remember my pet caterpillar Shane? Found him at church during a sermon about Satan XD. He was such a fun pet in his larval stage. He used to love to swing from my hair.
Then everything changed when he pupated. He never touched me. He just spent several months looking and acting like a turd
But it was worth it! Look at him now! He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!! And the friendly disposition has returned! He sits on my shoulder watching The Sing Off with me. Also, he’s a she! and she just laid eggs! I can’t wait for the 2nd generation!
this dude got his own pokemon